How to Win an Argument: Using rhetoric to bring people to your side.
92Learn how to convince people of anything
I feel the time has come for me to step in and help some of you people learn how to put up an effective argument. I see so many hubs coming out these days with titles like: "Obama Hates You and Wants to Step on Your Puppy's Head," or like "Christians are All Bastards and Stink-Faced Baboons." I see this stuff getting published and I'm like, "My God, do these people actually think anyone is going to read this stuff and take it seriously?"
The truth is, yes, some people will read that "article." But the problem is, it won't be anyone that makes a difference in the end.
Here's why: The only people who go to a hub titled "Obama Hates You and Wants to Step on Your Puppy's Head" are A) people who already hate Obama and want to see someone else bash the guy they already don't support, and B) a small percentage of Obama enthusiasts who are bored and want to make fun of you for how "stupid" you are for wanting to spew against their favorite guy.
What ISN'T going to happen is that anyone is going to change his or her mind. Obama supporters will still be behind everything the president says; they will just think you are a moron now. And Obama haters will continue to bash him but with the added knowledge they have you on their side. Great. So, all that writing on your part and all you did was coddle a few friends and make a couple of new enemies. Nice work.
Arguing for an Important Cause
What happens if your cause matters in the end? What if your point was to try to get someone to see what you really had to say? I mean, what if you ACTUALLY believed that Obama was making some wrong choice on some really important and serious issue, or that some religion was truly really bad or really good? What then? What if your point was to get people to change their minds or to take some action or another, to move toward you and your opinion rather than get even farther away? What then? What if your point was to convince people, to win people over instead of just to piss them off?
Well, if you're just out to piss them off, then I guess we're at a filter point in this hub. If you just write hubs to vent your anger and frustration because the world has gotten so mixed up; if your point is just to scream across the Internet and you don't care if the only people who read it already agree with you; if you just write this stuff to hear yourself talk and maybe make some people mad... well, then you've reached the end of the useful information I have for you. Go read something else. Bye.
However, if you actually want to have a chance of changing someone's mind, if you actually want to "argue" as the term was originally meant to mean, then, if you aren't already really familiar with the idea of "rhetoric," you should consider reading on.
Rhetoric
Aristotle wrote of the term "rhetoric" that it is "the faculty of discovering the available means of persuasion in a given situation" (Bowden 29). Basically, a person's ability to figure out the right thing to say at the right time and place and in words or language selected for the specific people being addressed.
Another pretty famous smart guy from way back then, Isocrates, went into the idea more deeply, arguing this:
... when anyone elects to speak or write discourses which are worthy of praise and honor, it is not conceivable that he will support causes which are unjust or petty or devoted to private quarrels, and not rather those which are great and honorable, devoted to the welfare of humanity and our common good. - Isocrates, Antidosis 276-277 (Bowden, 28)
What he's saying here, at least the way I read it, is that when someone takes the time to write or speak in such a way that the writing or speaking "are worthy of praise and honor," having done so, having taken the time to deliver the message in praiseworthy fashion, which means not insulting or base, then it is "not conceivable" that the writer or speaker is capable of supporting "causes which are unjust or petty or devoted to private quarrels." He's talking about credibility. He's saying if you speak fairly and well, if you deliver a message that is not just praiseworthy because you write so pretty or talk so well, but actually with "honor" then people are going to buy in; they're going to read and believe your message, trust that your cause is "great and honorable, devoted to the welfare of humanity and our common good." When people read your work and think that, guess what, they might actually agree with you, even change their mind if they thought opposite you before they read your piece. THAT is what rhetoric is about.
How Rhetoric Works
First, I want to show you an example of basic rhetoric at work. It's about word choices. Let's say that my goal is to promote the eating of Jell-O in public schools (you'll notice I'm picking a totally non-offensive topic here, because you know what, I truly want all the Christians and Atheists and Obama and whoever/whatever else people to start writing better hubs. I don't care who wins right now, I just don't want to keep reading hubs that burn my eyes because the arguments are made so horribly).
Ok, so, let's say my stance is that our kids should be eating more Jell-O in our schools. Let's see how many ways I can say that, and how many different types of emotions I can evoke based on the "rhetoric" that I use.
- Life is short and there's a lot of people out there telling us what to eat, but, guess what, Jell-O is a really healthy choice.
- Kids who don't eat Jell-O are assholes and deserve to die.
- Jell-O is a blessing from God.
- Jell-O has been proven by the FDA, the national institute of health, the AMA, the US Department of Agriculture and seven independent studies in France, England, India, Canada and the US to have specific educational benefits to children under the age of twelve.
- Metallica eats Jell-O, hell yeah!
- My mother ate Jell-O in the hospital when she had cancer; I remember that it was the only thing she looked forward to during those last days.
Alright, so there's some examples of different "rhetorical choices" up there. Take a moment to look at them again (assuming you'd like to actually change the way someone thinks some day) and think about each one. Read number one a couple of times and think about how it makes you feel. Read number two. I get it; number two is obviously crap, right? Wrong. Number two is a very specific rhetorical choice. Read it again. How does it make you feel? Seriously, it's doing something to you inside your stomach or your chest... something to your body when you concentrate on what is being said.
Read them all and take the time to consider what they are actually doing to you, to your body, your mind and to how they make you feel. Why does number two have such a totally different impact than number four? Do you like some of the speakers more than others? Why? Can you figure out why number two and three are doing very similar things rhetorically? And what the heck is the point of number five?
If you can't fathom what or why these work on different planes of psychology, hopefully what follows will help you out.
Ethos, Logos and Pathos
Ethos, Logos and Pathos are the three key elements of an argument. For the sake of clarity, an argument is what you do whenever you are trying to make a point. The way we humans do this pretty much always falls into these three categories. The easiest way to explain them is to jump right in putting them to use.
Let's say you're a hater of Jell-O. (Just play along.) So let's say you hate Jell-O eating in schools; the fact that they do it just freaking burns your hide. You can even find passages in the Bible or some other holy book that might even back this up if you're really on your game. You get so goddamn mad when you hear about Jell-O you can hardly even breathe.
Possible polemic Jell-O issue (included purely for scientific reasons and safely PG-13).
Pathos
So... what do you want to do? Do you want to piss into the wind and go to your little anti-Jell-O group and swear at each other for an hour? Or do you actually want to convince someone that there are real negative consequences to eating that jiggling stuff?
Alright, I'm going to assume you want to convert someone to your side of the issue. So, for starters, you can't go with an answer like number two in that list above. Saying that "kids who don't eat Jell-O are assholes and only deserve to die" is ALL pathos. Pathos is passion. Your passion is on fire and the only people who are going to get into that message are people just as pissed off as you. It's like when your spouse comes into the room and tells you that you "F-ing suck because you never want to rub his/her feet and that you should eat shit and die for being such a selfish piece of crap."
Granted, his or her message was delivered, but let's be honest, are you actually going to WANT to rub his or her feet after all that. Are you? I mean, ok, you might actually do it a couple of times to avoid all the drama that took place, but the reality is, your actual understanding of the issue hasn't changed at all. Meaning, you aren't a convert to foot rubbing anymore than the person you told that kids eating Jell-O are assholes has changed their point of view.
Pathos is great, but it only works in very small doses. The same goes for item number six, the cancer mom eating Jell-O in the hospital. Sure, everyone is moved by an inspirational story, and you might even make people cry. But if those same sensitive people are school district accountants looking at the cost per student to provide Jell-O to the schools, the time it takes to prepare it with the subsequent labor costs, the low cost to keep and refrigerate it, not to mention the minimal energy expense... well, sorry, you still haven't made a sale. Pathos is just not an effective way to get people to your side. In fact, it generally makes people run the other way.
I'm not saying Pathos is bad, done right Pathos is the glue that binds, but if you have to leave one out of your argument, this should be the first to go. Write in Ethos and Logos first, and then pepper your Pathos back in. Pathos when done correctly is earned by your Ethos and Logos. It gets layered in as an obvious and inevitable outcome of the logic presented with your Ethos and Logos. Pathos is an earned emotion that, because X and Y are both apparent based on what I have said, then you, the reader, should be as furious or as horrified or as sad as I am, and so, with my passionate argument now in full sail, I can move you to action with me!
Logos
Logos is awesome. Number four up there is all about logos, look at it again:
- 4. Jell-O has been proven by the FDA, the national institute of health, the AMA, the US Department of Agriculture and seven independent studies in France, England, India, Canada and the US to have specific educational benefits to children under the age of twelve.
Logos is about logic and facts. Now that doesn't mean it's right, because we all know that statistics lie. "Liars figure and figures lie," they say. However, if you read number four you have to admit that as someone on the outside fringes of the Jell-O issue, you would at least consider the arguments being made in the article if it included information like this. Logos is the way into the hearts of someone with an open mind. But you have to win the mind FIRST, particularly when trying to convert people from the opposite side of the proverbial aisle. You know that an article based in research and study is at least possibly neutral when it comes to the benefits or horrors of serving Jell-O to our kids, and, as such, has the possibility of converting someone to your side of the issue.
Logos is about credibility. Logos is not just facts, it's about presenting them logically. It's about taking a fact and then pointing out how that fact impacts the point your making. It's syllogistic even.
- Major premise: Success in education is important to preparing children for life.
- Minor premise: Based on the study data, Jello has educational benefits.
- Conclusion: Jell-O should be served in schools.
See how that works? That's logos. It's not JUST facts, it's using facts logically. Logos is an issue of presenting yourself as an expert because you clearly know WTF you are talking about based in reason. Statements are clear, direct and right to the essence of what's going on; they are verifiable and, truthfully, Logos is really hard to fake. The only problem with Logos is that too much of it can be boring and dry, so you have to work in the others (Pathos and Ethos) to make it fly.
Ethos
This is where a compelling argument takes place. Ethos is the balance. Ethos is, honestly, how likeable you are; it's basically your writerly personality. It's about your credibility. Ethos is the balance you make between your Logos and Pathos and that is embodied in how you craft what you have to say. Ethos is where you establish yourself as an expert (using Logos well) but that you are a compassionate one (through a dash of Pathos). It's the heart of rhetoric. It's the choices you make not only of what words you use, but of which parts of your data you reveal, how you use the data. Are you kind sometimes and only slightly mad, or are you always on the attack with your tables and stats? Ethos is basically your argumentative personality. Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King, Jr., Ronald Reagan and even Adolf Hitler had incredible Ethos when they spoke, the last giving total proof about how the right rhetorical choices can convince people to do almost anything, can convince people that almost any cause can seem "great and honorable." (Obviously we don't see it that way now, but he sure got the German populace to buy in.)
Good rhetoric is the way to win arguments, and it is how you can change people's minds, no matter who you are.
Now think about this: Do you LIKE people who are always clinical and scientific all the time? People who seem to be all book learning but no grasp of humanity? How about the trippy hippy type? You know, all spiritual all the time, love and peace and maybe the occasional quote from the Beatles to make a point? You know, the ones who can't escape themselves and their personalities in anything they write. They may have something really great to say, but they don't have the balance right, they don't have their Ethos, Pathos and Logos in the right balance for the larger populace to care about what they have to say. The scientist needs to sound like he or she is a human being too, not just a computer puking numbers out. The hippy needs to sound like he does more than smoke grass and chain himself to trees. They have to present themselves as residents of the Earth.
That same trippy hippy or science geek could write an amazing paper that might move the entire world if they just present themselves with proper rhetoric, respectful and carefully thought out. There's a reason the pen is mightier than the sword. A great swordsman needs a strong arm and well-honed reflexes. A great "pen" wielder needs a brain and well-honed rhetoric.
Rather than saying, "Sarah Palin is a stupid bitch who hates animals and should die," consider saying, "According to the Anchorage Times, Sarah Palin vetoed down two hundred and thirty seven separate animal conservation bills, eight of which included provisions to protect species believed by the national wildlife society to be teetering on the edge of becoming endangered soon, and one of which is a primary food source and cultural icon for the northern tribes."
Now, while all of that stuff I quoted up there is made up on my part, you can clearly see how the first option is just all Pathos and will do NOTHING to help the "Everyone should hate Sarah Palin" cause. The other shows Ethos and Logos (because you would have done your homework and not just made up facts like I just did) and might actually get someone who didn't know about that issue to say to themselves, "Whoa, I didn't know that about her. Maybe I should look into that and perhaps change my vote." It's all about making good rhetorical choices.
Change the World
The next time you sit down to write a political hub or a religious one or anything else where you are going to write about something that truly matters to you, something on which you really want to get people to see how important your viewpoint is, ask yourself, "What is my purpose in writing this?"
Do you just want to type to "hear yourself talk" and "vent some steam," or would you like to have someone not already on your side actually listening to you for a change, taking you seriously and really considering their own point of view in the light of what you said? To do this you can't threaten them with vitriol and propagandist spew. You have to be reasonable. You have to deliver your message so that it is worthy of praise and honor. The MESSAGE is worthy of praise and honor, the thing that you actually wrote and how you wrote it is worthy of honor, how you respected the reader you were writing to was honorable. You have to write in a way so that it is not conceivable that you or the people who believe as you do will support causes which are unjust or petty or devoted to private quarrels. You have to write as if you are someone who is not petty, small minded and given to bickering and name calling like a child. Write with respect and you will get it back.
Rhetoric is your friend. It takes discipline and, frankly, it takes using your brain instead of just your heart. But you really can change the world if you'll take the time to make your points properly.
Links
- Aristotle's Rehtoric
Online version of Aristotle's epic work on this, translated by W. Rhys Roberts. - It's not just me saying this. Here's a smart take on it too.
Works Cited
Bowden, Melody and J. Blake Scott. Service-Learning in Technical and Professional Communication. New York: Longman, 2003.
Monty Python argument (B.T. gets credit for thinking of this)
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Hi Professor: An excellent hub! Not only do you explain Ethos, Logos, and Pathos very well, you use them adroitly to get your point across also- a two-for-one lesson - if you will. I hope all hubbers read this excellent guide. I, too, have read too many hubs that fail to accomplish anything, including entertaining me.
You have once again entertained me and expanded my knowledge. I thank you for that.
This is great, Shadesbreath. Except now I feel like I have to take down the hub I just published about the vile puppy-smashing jello-eaters who are destroying Wall Street. Also the one about how McCain's Speedo smells like dog barf and therefore he must die now (before we do). Also the one about the destructive environmental impact WalMart pig lipsticks.
Christ, now that I think of it, ALL my hubs totally suck.
I'm so ashamed.
Thank you for showing me the way of honor though! Your kung fu is greater than my kung fu! Truly.
A very interesting, well thought out hub, my friend. But it brings to mind...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM&fea
As for the Pathos, and Ethos, what do the Three Musketeers have to do with this?
Well...Aramis is a cologne isn't it?
Love the Monty Python sketch...but then again I'm a fan of their humor and now I have an urge to go and watch The Holy Grail or something...
Very good sir. You not only managed to break down the psychology, but you also threw in your own pathos to make it interesting and funny. This was another good hub, but can I tell a few choice people that "Adults who eat jell-o are assholes and deserve to die."?
Excellent Hub and great food for thought as always. Truly you are an inspirational write Shadesbreath!
By the way Spryte, I have Monty Python's "The Life of Brian" on DVD if you haven't seen it already :)
I call your Life Of Brian, and raise you the entire Flying Circus series on dvd. I got the whole set, for my birthday!
I see your Holy Grail, Life of Brian and raise you one "Secret Policeman's Other Ball"...
In the meantime, I'll be over at BT's house watching the Flying Circus. Should I bring butter tarts or popcorn?
Hi Shadesbreath,
Great hub! My dearest friend and mentor, Sally's Trove, always, always asks me great questions about the things I write and want to publish. I can count on her to make me re-read my writing, over and over again. I sometimes have issues with the flow of what I am trying to say, since I tend to write as I think. My brain doesn't always follow a smooth path. It has been with her encouragement that I take the time to dissect what I've written and put it in an order where the reader doesn't get lost trying to figure out the point I'm trying to make.
As you know, I mostly write from the heart. I remember when I was putting together a hub about the loss of my husband in Suddenly Alone, and questioned myself and Sally whether it would be suitable for this forum. Sally left that decision to me, and I hesitantly went ahead and published it. Out of the 37 hubs I've published, that one got the most hits. I was very surprised to say the least.
Thanks so much for this wonderful hub.
Hey - you beat me to it! I've had a Rhetoric hub in the back of my mind for a while. I used to teach this stuff in Effective Writing courses for the BBC and others, before escaping to the Middle East. The examples of getting it wrong that I used to cite were: Political writing - nearly always dogmatic and therefore low in Logos. Scientific/Technical writing - usually so low in Pathos as to be too boring to convince anyone of anything, and Hack Journalism - where somebody with no track record or real authority (an Ethos-free zone) would nevertheless set out to fix the world.
Aristotle was a wise old bird. Great hub, and one that needed to be written.
Spryte, I am hurt, no invitation for me, or perhaps I should complain to BT for not inviting me over to his house too :(
If we had a five-star rating system here, this Hub would get a five from me. For all you folks out there who never studied rhetoric, I assure you that you can learn just about as much here and in the resources listed as you could in a graduate level course, but for free. At least I'm pretty sure Shadesbreath isn't charging you tuition.
A quite convincing argument for learning, practicing, and applying the art of rhetoric, Shadesbreath. Thumbs up!
Misty - I'm pretty sure that BT would invite you if he were here to do so. He's probably busy at the moment tidying up his home for company. Having you there could only add to the authenticity of the event...so feel free to bring along as many people with British accents as you can...and perhaps a few hundred pints...and maybe some chips...and cheesy puffs.
:)
And don't forget the dead parrot! What would a Monty Python party be, without a dead parrot?
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Shade,
Great hub. I totally agree that we can't change somebody's attitude by a few words. But we certainly can disagree agreeably. Sometimes I realize I am wrong but since I have chosen to take a stand may stubbornly argue for arguements sake as my ego comes in my way. But sometimes I let go and lose an arguement rather than lose a friend. I will analyze myself further and hope to improve as a better human being.
Spryte, Shades and BT, give me the address and I am on my way, armed with multiple dead parrots, cheese puffs, chips, friends with British accents and few dozen barrels of cider and beer. (Never mind the parrot, do you remember the sketch about paying to have an argument? We could try that too, although knowing us lot we would never succeed as we would be laughing too much.)
@shade and trish...the classic rhetorical skills are the basis of persuasive writing. Nothing has changed since Aristotle's day. If you want to bring someone to your side, as you said, shade, then use these skills. Advertising is extraordinarily good at it.
Speaking from the heart and doing it in a way that is understood and welcomed by a reader is another discipline all together, and that other discipline is the backbone of memoir, reflection, poetry, and fiction, among other genres.
The keys to this discipline are still ethos, logos, and pathos, but they are used for a different purpose. You still have to be credible, logical, and deliver to the expectations of your audience. But now your objective is engagement (with the heart or the soul), not just persuasion. Can you take the reader with you and sustain the journey to the end?
There is a school where rhetoric defines all communication, no matter the objective, and that's for another day.
Enough...I need a drink. Mine would be Scotch, thank you.
Great Hub, Shadesbreath, all around, both the content and the comments the content invites.
Indeed, body language. Right on.
Misty - No we wouldn't :P
Ok, if I'm invited I'll bring a big cheese basket and you all can try to guess what kind of cheese I have.
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Christoph - LOL! I love that skit too. I'd bring Spam...but I don't like Spam!
rmr: I'm out of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. You wouldn't happen to live in Venezuela, would you? Then I could make some suggestions where you could get some.
Spryte: Actually, Spam is pretty good. We've got roast spam, fried spam, stuffed spam, jellied spam, etc.
Shadesbreath: Once again we have managed to turn a serious hubs comment section into something totally Silly. Did I say, "silly"? Silly walk contest!
I mean't to add to Shade: I don't know if you saw my response in the hubmob thread, but you are part of the rss feed.
Ok, guys. It's all fun and games, until someone starts the fish slapping dance. By the way, is anyone up for some albatross?
Deep fried! Want a drumstick?
Nahh...I'm trying to cut back on my albatross. It has a tendency to just sit there in my stomach like a lead weight.
As for you dear, dear Christoph...I leave you with this:
MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Shadesbreath, you continue to entertain while teaching; I would love to sit in a class of yours and take a million notes. A million thumbs up on this very informative "dissertation" on the power of persuasion and other forms of gab.
I found myself asking "did I do that?" all throughout your article. Humor is a powerful persuader, pgrundy is a master....as are you.
I found your comment about respecting the reader profound, I do make huge efforts in that. If there is no connection between the reader and the writer, the point of writing is lost. If I do one thing, I endeavor to do that. As do you, but I think you do it better. I'm your fan as always!
I am persuaded. =))
Good hub. Nice information was posted. Every one need to read this.
Very good hub, Shades. There are, indeed, a LOT of ranting hubs and they get great numbers and frequently make the Hot list. I've even read a couple - and gotten wrapped in the anger - but after that, it's difficult to get all worked up over yet another "wrong" going on, valid though their point may be. There seem to be so many "wrongs" that if one were to get angry about each of them he or she would live life perpetually pissed-off. I just can't make myself do that. There are too many good things that I don't want to miss.
Dear,
Very well researched, educative and mind boggling.
Jyoti Kothari
I do try to include humor and hope, two things I live by, and when I lack either, I always come to you shadesbreath, to fill up.=))
So really, rhetoric is a GOOD thing! Thanks for the swift kick! Too many pathos-infused (and a few logos-heavy)political speeches have tainted our modern definition. When I think of rhetoric I think "empty party speak devoid of any validity orsubstance." Your helpful hub comes just in time to apply new analytical standards not only to hub writing and viewing, but also to Thursday's VP debate. (Jello wrestling, anyone?)
OK you two... now it's getting thick. Either hand out waders, or get a room.
I'm gonna pay for that one...
Worth it!!!
Shadesbreath - wow! I love this "how to" hub. As a lawyer, I'm well versed in arguments (and winning them), but even us barristers can use a good refresher course. The Monty Python piece is a nice touch too (kudos to BT). And I really do hate jello. Just because.
Your ways are really convincing me. Great hub. You have provided good information. I am so much impressed by this hub.
I'm divin' in!! A jello bath? How "kewl" is that!!
Well, I don't mind diving into jello with marisue....although I didn't see MightyMom pointing any fingers at the two of us in particular!!!
What flavor should we choose marisue? Or maybe we should just mix a bunch up together?
Hi Shadesbreath, thanks for this nice piece. As someone who's done a bit of rhetorical and a bit of polemical discourse over the years, I can tell you that I usually bore people to tears with my sophistry, while I inspire them to action with my polemics. I prefer the former, but the latter simply works better.
I've sold a couple billion dollars worth of stuff for my clients with shocking, often very negative or even somewhat offensive, attention getting headlines -- backed by facts, of course. The debunking kind exposing as untrue a popularly held or respected idea seems to work best. But when I start with just the facts, or a very moderate claim that offends nobody, the ads get ignored and nothing happens.
I've spent millions to test this practice in the real world. (Nice to have someone else's money to play with!)
My advice to young writers of any kind is, if you want someone to act on what you write, you first have to get their attention.
Very well written. Although I am offended by the Jell-o references because deserts that blur the lines of the states of matter are against God. Also, there rainbow of colors of which it is marketed promotes the homosexual agenda. Furthermore, Jell-o is often used in recreational events such as female wrestling, thus advocating a lifestyle of depravity and uncleanliness. Point taken, good read.
ThoughtGrazer, you're as good with the one-liners as Jonathan Swift. Pretty funny stuff... "deserts that blur the lines of the states of matter are against God." ;-)
But, I think you MAY have been referring to 'desserts' instead of deserts. Darn those sticky keyboards...
Thanks. Two typos in one comment! Perhaps, God is angry with me for summoning the name of the devil's product. Or just maybe I should stop eating pancakes on the keyboard, whilst making arguments that are nonsensical.
Jello advocating a lifestyle of depravity and uncleanliness? What decade were you raised in, Thoughtgrazer? Jello -- with or without fruit (a debate for another hub, perhaps), molded or squared* -- anyone brought up in the '50s or '60s knows jello is as American as apple pie, Spam, Velveeta, and hot lunch. *With vodka for those of legal shooting age. Spryte, Marisue, any and all, pick your color and shape and dive on in. The jellos' fine!!!
You are absolutely right Mighty Mom...remember that wonderful sing-songy slogan of Jello? *hums slightly off-key*
"Make Jello brand gelatin and MAKE SOME FUN!"
I especially liked 1-2-3 Jello..and does anyone but me remember Fruit Float?
I thought pineapple was supposedly a no-no to put in jello?...and I'd definitely like to smack the person around who first ruined orange jello by sticking shaved carrots into it.
Mini marshmallows were the best additions in my opinion...and of course topped with cool whip!
Cool Whip was introduced in 1966, and within a few years became the standard topping for otherwise topless desserts. See? More definitive proof that Jell-o is a wholesome meal ender, as long as it's modestly covered in artificial non-dairy topping. Remember: There's ALWAYS room for Jell-o (or if you happen to be of the wrestling persuasion, that would be "in" the Jell-o).
Thorougly enjoyed this hub, full of useful information too--glad I came across it. Thanks....
I think this would definitely sell Jell-0
"Metallica eats Jell-O, hell yeah!" Great Marketing Idea!!
Shade - Can you be frozen? That was one of the benefits of Cool Whip...
BTW - I can vouch that beating cool whip into your chocolate pudding produces a kid's version of chocolate mousse. At least when I was a kid I thought so.
I'm going to regret this, but can't resist. So, Shadesbreath, do you come in lite, fat free, sugar free and French vanilla versions, too?
I'll never look at a bowl of Cool Whip the same again...
Redi-whip anyone?
Another great Hub Shadecloth!
- It has inspired me to look for my copy of "Straight and Crooked Thinking" by Robert Thouless to re-read it.
His discussion of 38 dishonest argument tricks, and how to overcome them, would be a great follow up to the topic of this hub. Here's a summary of them:
http://www.246.dk/38tricks.html
@ Mighty Mom -
I've checked out a couple of your hubs, and love the Dr. Seuss / Palin one.
You're also Mighty Brave to jump into the jello filled trenches with this lot, but I'm sure you'll survive.
(But a Shadesbreath Lite would be pretty boring)
Cheers,
Eric G.
Whoa! Good thing I had Jell-o for dessert tonight (because Jell-o won't fill you up). Feeling the need to jump away from the Hub fast -- before the Redi-whip starts sssswwwwhooooooshing. Watch out: contents under pressure!
Hi,
Sorry I'm late in leaving this comment. It took me 2 days to read through this great piece, another 2 to digest it and another 2 to decide what to say. I have now decided and am asking for an extension. Please?
I vote for a critical analysis of tomorrow night's Veep debate. See how many of the 38 dishonest argument tricks (great link, Eric!) you can spot, including successful diffusions thereof. Alas, I can't offer you a big, fat check for your work, Shadesbreath. But I have no doubt we'll all be the richer for it!
A summary of the more outrageous misleading statements would be great.
(If you tried to cover them all, I reckon you'd end up with something as long as War and Peace.
@ Benson,
Welcome to the discussion - but Sorry, Extension not granted. This is not the procrastination hub or a university course :-)
No need to think too much. Just transfer what's at the front of your mind to your fingertips and keyboard, then press the "Post Comment" button.
I agree it's a great idea...I also think it will probably push Shade over the edge. Wouldn't it be saner to try to make examples of the few kernals of spoken truth in the debate instead? :)
Remember that sleazy show they had on television for a while where they hooked up a Jerry Springer show reject to a lie detector? And then proceeded to tear apart their life? It might be a lot of fun to bring that show back for four more contestants...
Hmmm...dissection of famous speeches. That might prove rather interesting, especially with your sharp wit applied to them. I'd like to see what you could do with the sermon on the mount. :) Or would that one be too inflammatory and heretical?
Shadesbreath, great hub! I, too, have been bothered by all those hubs full of pathos and name-calling that only preach to the converted. However, I have a serious criticism of your classification of argument (4). Argument number (4) is NOT logos. It is an appeal to the authority of the FDA, the NIH and any number of researchers with credentials who published studies. Some of us get just as ticked off by this kind of appeal to authority as we do to quoting the Bible in favor of or against Jello.
An example of Logos would be:
4) The ingredients of Jello promote good health and superlative cognitive development (or the exact opposite).
(a) Jello is made of the following ingedients:
(i) ingredient A
(ii) ingredient B
(iii) ingredient C
(b) The effect of these ingredients on the cognitive development of children is
(i) Effect A
(ii) Effect B
(iii) Effect C
(c) We know this because
(A) Studies performed by various people
(B) Here is an experiment you can perform at home to see if these studies are correct or not.
(C) Don't believe anyone. Think for yourself!
wow...the authenticity of your rhetoric is self-evident, coupled with deep running inspiration. i apologise for my feelings af "a kick in the pants" though when referred to as "you people" in your first sentence. (i won't mention condesention)pylos26...10/2/08
Hi Shadesbreath,
now I know all about jello and quite a bit about you.
thanks again.
Shadesbreath,
your wife knows all the bad things about you. You've been married for 5000 years. Still, maybe a little reminder won't hurt.
Shades thanks for the education. You make learning fun!
Sooooo... appealing to authority is a bona fide rhetorical tactic. But QUESTIONING authority is not. (Although I myself could argue -- with much pathos) that it's infinitely more fun!!!!!!
Shadesbreath, i appreciate your response. I didn't mean my comment as an ad hominem attack against any particular authority. My point is that no matter who said something, citing that person or institution or book as "truth" is not an appeal to logic. A logical argument would be about whether the conclusions followed from the premises.
You've put interesting and thoughful article here. Very educational and well-written. What you've described about the jell-o thing was great example. :)
Awesome hub, I hope everyone reads it, very valuable lessons to put our points across.
There's not much to be added to the few comments I have already read. This is an excellent piece of work, Shadesbreath!
Well done, Shadesbreath. Virtually all of my hubs (columns) were written primarily to stimulate readers to think about the issue, and, I hope, to come to the same conclusions I have reached. This hub is good advice for anyone who is interested in persuading others to his/her point of view. I must admit, however, that often I am aware that some others will never be persuaded -- in which case I just want to be sure they know the other side of the issue.
Wonderful!!! I will remember that rhetoric is my best friend!!! Thank you for the information as this sheds an entirely different light on my writing and also when I deal with people.
9 months since anyone commented on here, but I just happened to come across this hub today, and I'm so glad I did! As a Philosophy graduate (as of next thursday) I have studied Aristotle and all the ancient greeks and studied Logic. Nothing makes me more angry when people make their arguments personal and just make seething attacks on their oppositions which arent really arguments at all.
My mum always tells me that when I argue with her she finds herself agreeing with me even though she knows she doesnt want to. I take this to be a good sign in terms of my argument skills. It's true, you really can do a lot with a well formed and properly presented argument!
Great hub! Everything is so well explained. I hope that there are people who have learnt a lot from this!
I've only just found your work and it's wonderful. This hub is what I've been looking for, I know it's going to help me improve my writing. A big THANK YOU
(. . . shaking off the gooey shards of cherry jello and cool-whip from my hair and clothing ~)
". . . there comes the question of: On whose authority is that institution to be counted an authority? What follows can be a legitimate side track argument . . .". Shades of Monty Python's Argument Clinic!! I saved that, btw and may become a Monty Python follower from now on! (we Texans are sometimes slow to get onto these subtle things!)
I loved all this! Now I can understand why my Dad (who graduated college in 1917 with considerable background in debate & logic & argument courses) could always frustrate me so by always being "so right!" He obviously understood these principles of rhetoric well. However in all fairness, I should also mention that he never won an argument with Mother. Her feminine wiles & indominatable will never gave in & she must have had just enough understanding of rhetoric to use it too! ;)
I'm totally sold on your presentation of it, Shadesbreath! Thanks for bringing it forth. I hope the 2-year hiatus of the hub will be in for another "go"! It could help a lot of us out here in never-neverland!
I just took the plunge into teaching rhetoric this year: AP Language and Composition for high school juniors. It has been a great learning experience. I have never been so challenged by the content of a course.
I love it too. Can't wait to improve the class even more next year.
Thanks. An educational read, thought provoking and challenging; sometimes I can be guilty of arguing from a position of pride rather than honesty. Playing the Devil's advocate with ones argument is also advisable, which requires patience before publishing; allowing the cream to float to the surface... or the dross. Voted up.
Hi Shade! Great article. I recently decided to hang it up RE trying to teach undergrad argumentation because most students fall into the category of those you asked to not bother reading beyond the first few paragraphs. Also, I always try to teach (academic) argumentation as the dual process of persuasion within the context of truth-seeking. The difference is subtle, non-existent to most, but there it is. I explain it to my students with the example that they may have seen debating teams, they probably have never seen an argument team. The reason is that a debate team exists to win a contest, the judge being the audience watching the debate, not necessarily the principal interlocutor; whereas, an argument exists to help the interlocutors collaborate toward some common goal. The persuading part of the argument thus becomes a mutual exploration of how to best achieve that goal. Winning a debate (adversarial argement) is always tenuous because the debate "loser" is open to the next person who is better at persuading than the last person (Brutus v Antony, for example).
Funnily enough, I was intending to write an essay on the theory of arguing myself, but you got there first!! Well done, it's fantastic.
Absolutely, you listen to or read speeches from decades or centuries ago and you realise just how much we've all lost.
Aye, very well written (even your comments sound poetically crafted - I must buck up my ideas and try to compete!) it's up to us to put them straight, isn't it?!! At the very least we can demonstrate well written arguments in the hope that they will try to copy us. I'm thinking I might still write an article on the theory of arguing but focus more on my own experiences and practises, directing people to your hub if they want to read about the proper classical roots of rhetoric and how to use it themselves.
I have written it, here's the link:
www.hubpages.com/hub/arguing
Oh, bravo! It seems no one has the ability to use empirical thinking, let alone spell it. Please, tell my boyfriend that Alex Jones is not God...
You just knock things right out of the park; thanks! lilyfly
Wow, a great read. I've needed to read something like this for a long time now. I am definitely a Pathos type, and somehow know to throw in the other two. But I didn't realize how I could purposefully come across more 'balanced', as opposed to passionate, until now.
Good post, it sounds remarkably like my Ethics class.
I notice that Democrats excel at this art. And liberals excel at being convinced by it. Oh man when I think of all the arguments presented by liberally biased media and Democrat politicians.
I'm more of a science type of person. Facts are what concern me most. I consider any rhetoric that does not make a factual statement to be a lie. For example, in your jello comment up there, if Jello did not actually indicate to be a healthy food as you say, I would call that a lie. If it does indicate it is some ways, but in other ways it indicates that it's not a healthy snack, for example too much sugar, I would regard you as someone who is presenting a logical argument by hiding some of the facts, and in effect, the only reason your argument is logical is only because you omitted facts, and that, I also consider lieing because it proves you were making your argument with the intent to hide a key piece of truth about Jello. If you're just ignorant, well, than you're not intentionally lieing, but you are talking like an idiot because you're talking like someone who knows who does not actually know, like a fool would be expected to do.
I regard no politician as an idiot or a fool, well, maybe one. That woman who invited a comedian to come and talk to congress. Her idiocy just makes me laugh. How anyone can be convinced of anything by comedians, who's very livelihood depends upon them favoring the punchline to the truth is beyond me. And she's a Democrat politician no less, the experts in using words just so to manipulate the masses. I call Antony the Democrat of Shakespeare's Julius Ceaser because they argue just like Antony. Democrats pretend this and that only to convince you of their way even though much of the time their way is contradictory to what facts have proven, especially historical facts. Brutus was justified in accordance to Roman Law to kill anyone who attempted to become king. Those that killed Julius Ceaser, regardless of what people may have thought of him, did as the law demanded because it was very likely that Julius Ceaser did want to become king and was working towards that end, politically. I mean anyone who reviews the story with objectivity can see that. Now, maybe they should have waited for absolute proof, but by then maybe it would have been too late. And as a further testament to Ceaser's plausible intent, his very nephew that took over sometime later after his death, did, in fact, take, by force, the thrown as king of Rome.
Antony, with his cleverly constructed words, successfully blinded people to the truth just long enough to establish a place of power for himself, establish a popular enmity with those that assassinated Ceaser, and to establish the eventual kingship of Augustus Ceaser.
Unfortunately, the art you are so wonderfully describing, the art of argument and persuasion, is an art that can be used for good, but is most horrendously used by those who seek power and glory for themselves at the expense of their people. It is an art I have learned to become wary of the fact that it is most often used by those that would use it to outright lie to people and still retain their support.
Yes , believe the whole war on drugs is one big appeal for authority! Check out the link below for really screwed up old 'appeal to authority' advertisements I found on google:
Legalize It!
http://www.appealtoauthority.info/home/media-examp
(If they used to advertise cigarettes like that, imagine how much marijuana adverts will change in the future)
very ineteresting and informative!
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spryte Level 2 Commenter 3 years ago
Wow Shade...wonderfully done piece and very timely too. *bows to the master* I say that with complete sincerity and hope that this hub makes it to the best of the best list. It deserves it.
I have to admit I've never truly dissected my work...but I will probably have a more critical eye while writing in the future because of this hub. Thank you.